So what's this all about if it's not a movie review? Well, I think the conversations will speak for themselves.
Me: Are we going to dinner?
Ren: Well, if we are, I'm going to have to get dressed.
Me: Me too. *pause* I guess I should go check my laundry.
Ren: ... I guess you should.
Me: *walking out* ... *coming back in* We could make a really cool zombie movie!
Ren: Yeah, we could.
Me: Exactly like this. Except for, you know, I'd get attacked on the way to the laundry room. But I wouldn't die because I'm not that stupid.
Ren: So let's do it.
Ren: You know what would be really cool? If nobody watched the news and didn't know that there were zombies all around.
Me: I don't think that would happen, you know, given my penchant for zombie films.
Ren: Yeah, but do you think we'd believe you? We'd just think that you were drunk again.
Me: Yeah, okay.
You heard it here first, folks. Ren and I will be collaborating on a new zombie project! Aren't you lucky? I now return you to your life, previously in progress.